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MaximumJohn
Age / Gender:
30, Male
Location:
Fond du Lac, WI
Joined:
9/29/00
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I am the most powerful being in the entire universe! Bow down to the mighty God of Battle, Maximum John!

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Level 3 Blank Slate
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Ranked as Civilian

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Hi everyone. I am making a new post. But I'm super drunk and have to pee. WTF?!!! Why would it ask me to make a new post and not tell me where I'm posting this? I don't klnow. Okay now my typing is can you tell m drunk yet? i cna. Tim efor more spotted cwo. that's a drink from wisonconsin. weeeee!


Recent Game Medals

Dressing in Drag 10 Points Rambo is quite the prankster! Medal Stats.
Boss Killer 100 Points kill the Evil End Boss! Medal Stats.
MAX XP 100 Points maximum level experience! Medal Stats.
First Kill 10 Points kill the first enemy! Medal Stats.
Gun Get 50 Points found a gun! Medal Stats.
Top Floor Clear 25 Points mastered the first floor! Medal Stats.
First Contact 5 Points touch enemy or spike... not sooo clever! Medal Stats.
Hang Of It 25 Points That's the way things work! Medal Stats.
Super Slash 10 Points 04 - Use Rage move on Level 4 Medal Stats.
Familiar Shape 5 Points 04 - Get the map Medal Stats.


Total Medals Earned: 55 (From 13 different games.)